sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

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hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

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rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

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phangirlingoverdisney:

juicylouture:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl

I got the first part down

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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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voxamberlynn:

kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

AND JEFF DOES IT AGAIN.

Forever applauding this man, and forever loving his family.

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  • Bee:

    Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

  • Wasp:

    Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

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