godtie:

i am so pro-selfie

you take those selfies.

you take those selfies and look cute as heck

you take those selfies and build your self confidence

because you are cute as heck and you deserve to be confident in yourself because youre an awesome person

if anyone says any differently they are a rotten cabbage who doesnt know anything

now go take more selfies so i can reblog them and talk about how gosh darn cute you are

(via lolzmelmel)

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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kripke-is-my-king:

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

all schools should do this

(via ask-insane-alfred)

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

(via majesticeridan)

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(Source: arin-hans0n, via hi)

// Save Aderonke from death sentence for being lesbian//

littleatom:

icurr:

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Aderonke was arrested, tortured, and sentenced to death in Nigeria – because she’s a lesbian. She fled to safety in the UK.

Now, they’re trying to send her back into danger. Aderonke, like dozens of other LGBT asylum-seekers, is stuck in a process that the UK government has already admitted humiliates and abuses them. Read more…

this petition has 36k out of 100k needed notes, this is important! 

(via majesticeridan)

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

queensalsaofquesodelle :

demadema :

✧・゚:*✧・゚:* Disney Princesses!! ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* 

#one is not like the others

yep come on Poca those leaves are really distracting 

I thought was Elsa b/c she’s not a princess

(via princessesfanarts)

itsallcoolinthecinnamon:

janethestrider:

itsallcoolinthecinnamon:

Listen if you like a girl tell her she is hot.

Then ask her why she’s on fire anyway.

Don’t forget to stare intensely into their eyes and mutter that your blue hair is the same color as their eyes. It’s destiny

Also tell them their ass is made of gold

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officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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(via hi)

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